He likes you,
He's got money,
and a car.
What. Is. Your. Problem.
By Mark, overheard in the back of the number 18 bus in Cambridge UK, 16 April 2010.
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2 comments:
correction: it was not read on the back of a bus, but overheard from a conversation occurring at the back of a bus.
...which would make more sense. Corrected - thanks.
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